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PostSubject: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 2:48 pm

http://www.metalsucks.net/2013/05/09/yolo-the-band-coming-soon-to-century-media-or-sumerian-records/

It's so bad that I had to post it.

Also, I'm pissed that this group took such a good band name from the rest of the world. We could have gotten a seriously good comedy rock band out of this, but instead we got.....well......just take a look.......
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:02 pm

I've heard far worse than this, but this is also far from being a metal song.


Also Yolo is a fucking retarded band name, you are stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:03 pm

R_Z would probably sex the clean singing girl.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:10 pm

I'd sex them both!
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:18 pm

Yeah the girls are pretty hot.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:36 pm

OK I'll be honest. I've listened to this song like 5 times now. That chorus is catchy as fuck LOL.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:38 pm

Yeah I've heard worse. This is just kind of like a pop band with some harsh vocals thrown in.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:39 pm

LOL best comment on that page:

"Can we get Baroness' driver on their tour bus? Please?!?"
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 3:42 pm

Not metal and really not worth any attention at all.

Worst topic of all time.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 4:28 pm

How the fuck could you ever think this is metal? Are you a fucking idiot?


This is the best worst metal song ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_qz0nHUrhA
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 5:57 pm

Electroretard wrote:
How the fuck could you ever think this is metal? Are you a fucking idiot?


This is the best worst metal song ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_qz0nHUrhA

Yeah, that first song had a horribly catchy chorus, the fat chick could sing.

However, this Kerr song fucking rocks, haha.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 6:13 pm

I listened to like a minute of the OP song; it was just standard pop rock with screaming.

Key Dragon is totally awesome, haha. That was entertaining.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 8:41 pm

The only bad thing about that key dragon song is the video. Tongue
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 11:12 pm

Nope.

I couldn't listen to it. Leslie is sitting right here and it was so embarrassing I had to cut it off REAL quick. I couldn't listen to this shit anyway...

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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 11:37 pm

Can this thread just be about Keydragon now? Their coverart is amazing

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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Thu May 09, 2013 11:39 pm

I'm not seeing it.

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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Fri May 10, 2013 2:39 am

You can see Key Dragon's artwork here - http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/KeyDragon/43676

Their artwork is pretty entertaining. It kind of gives me a '70s/'80s D&D feeling.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Fri May 10, 2013 6:05 am

Eew. Some of those are bad. Like Dragon Pond.
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Fri May 10, 2013 11:15 am

lol that artwork is great
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Fri May 10, 2013 2:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yd6nZ0CUhtw

The YOLO singer was on American Idol. It's fucking great Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The worst metal song of all time   Fri May 10, 2013 3:52 pm

I actually remember that. Thinking
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