And neither will Ludicra. Wolves and Lantlos are less impossible but still really improbable (and an odd choice for a request/requirement I'd say, actually).
But how in the holy fuck are Wardruna and Esoteric not "really special"? They're HUGE yet elusive bands from Europe that have never played states-side. And how are Velnias and Ash Borer, Slim Cessna's Auto Club and Munly and Denver Broncos UK, Hell and Loss, Worm Ouroboros and Amber Asylum, how are all of those and more not just plain kick-ass and worth it? Not to mention the venue and camping and all that.
Not trying to justify my purchase to myself or anything, just wondering how you don't see this as "special."