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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:59 pm

They could have chomped his dick off? Not cool, man.

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:01 pm

I wouldn't have risked it. If I'm going to play russian roulette, I'll just do it with a revolver.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:01 pm

sorry chad, there are no ugly chicks in santa barbara. they arent allowed.

yeah i didnt know about the jaw thing at the time, but no harm no foul lol.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:02 pm

There probably are. The chicks I did it with are hot.

That's beside the point... but I'll talk about it anyway. All my girlfriends have pretty fucking hot. I'm an overweight guy. I'm either confident as fuck (and that's sexy) or I'm lucky as hell.

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:03 pm

NightTimeMirror wrote:
sorry chad, there are no ugly chicks in santa barbara. they arent allowed.

Gestapo like rule huh? No wonder you live there.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:04 pm

Laugh

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:05 pm

you are truly pathetic
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:06 pm

Come on... if it weren't you, you'd probably think it's pretty funny.

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:08 pm

NightTimeMirror wrote:
you are truly pathetic

UH OH? GONNA COME AND BEAT ME UP NOW? MAYBE LOXX WILL GIVE YOU A LIFT
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:10 pm

i think its funny how desperate he is to belittle me, but in a sad way, like listening to retards argue about their favorite cartoons.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:11 pm

What's wrong with arguing for Naruto? Sad

Totally. If I weren't going straight to Washington, I'd give him a ride. I don't think I'd punch Chad in the face anymore, though. I'm pretty chill now.

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:12 pm

NightTimeMirror wrote:
i think its funny how desperate he is to belittle me, but in a sad way, like listening to retards argue about their favorite cartoons.

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:13 pm

*insert Ancient_Rune's avatar*

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:38 pm

dont do coke unless you are banging 7 gram rocks at a time otherwise you are a failure.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:40 pm

He was talking about crack there, not coke.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:10 pm

they are the same thing technically
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:13 pm

How?

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:34 pm

Actually, technically it's not. Crack is made from cocaine, it's not the same thing. Crack is free based, cocaine is not.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:10 am

Lol getting mad over semantics of drugs
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:20 am

Who's getting mad? I need some o' them drugs.

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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:27 am

Ancient Rune wrote:
Lol getting mad over semantics of drugs

...I wasn't getting mad, I was telling you the difference.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:05 am

Ha ha point taken CG, I learned something new too bad I have no use for it.
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:06 am

Wait, people don't know the fundamental differences between crack and cocaine? Did you not go to the fifth grade?
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:26 am

Nope I dropped out of school in the 4th grade
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PostSubject: Re: If I could dance like this I bet I'd get laid like 4 times a day   Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:27 pm

I believe it.

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