The Legend of Zelda

I'd say drug dealing. Everyone would know you; if you were a hitman you'd want to stay identitiy-less (word?)

that's kind of what i would have guessed.

eh, anonymous is the closest i can come a word like you're wanting.... seriously. if you carried it through for me and it was found to be a murder that i arranged all i could say is "i called him Cghost" ???

ha.

except i'd expect you to do better than to let me get pinned with it. just so you know.

You'd obviously be questioned, though.

i can play things cool... it would be preferable for it to look like an accident or suicide or something. i could work with that.

'he fell headfirst onto a bullet'

exactly.

or.. 'he had a miserable life and was an idiot and finally realized it... so he just shot himself'

forensics can prove against that though, especially if I snipe him down

see. will and i thought we'd wait until a day when he went out to check the scope (or something like that) on his gun. that way, he'd have the gun-powder residue on his hands. will and i would shoot a few holes in the wall and claim he tried to shoot us and that we had to shoot him in self-defense.

maybe he could just disappear and never turn up

i like that. i'm assuming you can make that happen.

it's much better than my one-time suggestion of my "he ran into my knife...10 times"

I don't know, the police bought "I was putting a hole in my wall with my .22 and my wife walked by on the other side'

oh my gosh.

that's insane. there's hope for me.

I really wish I was lying, too

me too. that's pathetic.
"I can't help it my warning shots killed him"

I don't think The Legend of Zelda would make a very good movie. I'm sort of glad this isn't real.

Don't ruin the magic for the lesser.

I'm honestly sort of disappointed by this thread. When I saw the thread title, I thought it would be about the Zelda cartoon, which was awesome.

<<<<< saw the zelda cartoon in redbox the other night.

was it really worth watching?
cause i'll pay a buck to see it.