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PostSubject: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:39 am

especially the paper mario one...

WHERE YOU CAN TURN THE ENTIRE GAME SIDEWAYS.

it's epic.

and i want it.

does anyone have it?

i want screenshots. now.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:52 am

You could just Google it for screenshots.

I couldn't get past the super boring intro to actually play the game itself.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:53 am

ugh, seriously? i mean, the cutscenes in gamecube paper mario were horrible... but i saw some guy playing it on youtube and i jizzed on the bed.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:56 am

Women do not jizz. Stop stealing our terms.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:58 am

nope. i moved, and there was a wet spot.

a woman jizz.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:00 am

Jizzing would mean that you fired it as a projectile.

Women do not jizz.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:03 am

how do you know it wasn't fired from my vagina?
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:03 am

It drizzled out. You drizzed. You did not jizz.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:04 am

but how do you know?
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:06 am

Because women do not shoot their sex fluids!
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:08 am

some do.

i, for one, push when i cum, so if i'm clitorally stimulated (as in someone's eating me out), i'll jizz on their face. cause it squirts out.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:09 am

It's probably pee.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:10 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you're just jealous cause i'm kewler than you are.


(and it's not pee)
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:11 am

NO U R RONG ADN I HAET U

I'm sleepy and am going to bed.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:14 am

me too.


night.



(sweet dreams of me jizzing on your face!)
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:29 am

I would have to know what you look like naked, as well as close-ups of your poonanners, to have such dreams.

Oh! and I haven't gone to bed yet!
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:30 am

I know both of those.

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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:33 am

I was disappointed with Super Paper Mario. I love both previous Paper Mario games, but I'm still on Chapter 5 of Super Paper Mario, and I've had absolutely no motivation to play through to the end. I've heard people remarks that it combines the worst aspects of platformers with the worst aspects of RPGs, and I think that's a pretty good description of the game. The game still has some charming moments (like Chapter 3), but it's just tedious as hell. About Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door though, what didn't you like about the cutscenes? I haven't played it in years, but I beat it twice in a row when I got it, and loved just about the entire game.

I agree that Wii is awesome, though. If you get the chance, you should play No More Heroes. It doesn't matter if you've heard of it or not; regardless, it's one of the best games ever created, and everyone with a Wii should try it! It's so cool Very Happy Very Happy D: D: D: D Very Happy D: D: D: D Very Happy D: D: D: D Very Happy D: D Very Happy D: D: D Very Happy Very Happy D: D:

Also, if you've never played it before, then Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition is a must. I wasn't at all interested in horror-based stuff before I played it, yet I still enjoyed it enough to where I consider it one of my 5 favorite games ever. It also got me interested in some horror/action movies, like the Evil Dead series and such, because it's so good.

Then there's also Super Mario Galaxy. I initially was more excited about playing Super Paper Mario as opposed to this game, but this game is by far better than Super Paper Mario. It's another one of my favorite games ever, and it's really imaginative and cute and charming! Batting
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:33 am

WAY TO BE OFF TOPIC KURT
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:36 am

Sorry Talk Hand
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:24 pm

KURT!

Anyway, girls can't jizz. They mostly just drizzle, but some can avalanche. Jizz is a highly pressured but slightly precise shot, girls who squirt contribute to water rapids.



Anyway:

The Wii rocks, Super Smash Bros Brawl/No More Heroes/Metroid Prime Corruption/Resident Evil 4 for Wii/Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles all rock, and I've found that the Wii version of many games are better (The Wii's Marvel Ultimate Alliance is actually better because of the graphical downgrade, because the game is slightly bright and comic book looking, while the X-Box360/PS3 versions look super dark as **** and ruin the feel.....plus overall you can do all the moves on the Wii and not designate what you want).

Also, Wii Sports rocks and the Virtual Content is better than the Downloadable Content because you get more nostalgic and/or really fun games than eithers Downloadable Content games.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:45 pm

you just ruined my dreams of playing the game now kurt.

idk, i don't like really long cutscenes because i lose interest easily.
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i'll read half of them and then start skipping them, and i'll miss out entirely on what i should be doing or looking for because they actually give directions in the cutscenes. it's just annoying. and some of them are just pointless like the one at flurrie's house. i don't know, i guess it's just my personal preference.
(also, i hate any resident evil games. i just do.)

grr.
i can't deal with waterfalling. or avalanching. or whatever. that sounds painful.
this is the day and age where the WOMAN DECIDES WHAT SHE DOES!
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:56 pm

But a woman cannot do what is physically impossible, such as jizzing or outperforming a man.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:01 pm

-.-

you are an epic fail.

your mother and father are ashamed.


take a gun, and kill yourself.


DO IT NOW.
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PostSubject: Re: wii games look so much more fun.   Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:03 pm

You just can't face the truth 'cos you're a woman, thus you're weak.

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