You're kinda like this friend of mine I know IRL. :o Except that he actually deludes himself into thinking that nu-metal is some of the heaviest stuff around. I don't even know if he's ever even heard a death metal band.
But yeah, he loves nu-metal, and is constantly trying to get me to listen to it more. He'll be all, "Check out this album!" and pop it in, and he'll start jamming, and I'll just be like, "Yeah, that's all right." And then he'll claim I've gone soft and take too much dicks up the ass if I don't think it's entirely awesome. :o
But he did get me into Maximum the Hormone, as well as Mushroomhead way back in the day, so that's cool.